Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Icky Icky Butt Sex Causes AIDS (or, Oh The STUPID! IT BURNS US!)

You know, it takes a lot for me to get up the inclination to write one of these blog posts.  For one thing, there has to be something going on that I find worth taking the time to write about, then there's research, and of course getting up the energy to put finger to keyboard and put my rant out to the cyber-verse (and I freely admit that most of these postings are simply me ranting my own personal observations, and should be taken as such).  Often it's weeks or months before something inspires me enough to comment.  Then there's this little gem below that almost mandates an immediate response.




So, based on the "expert testimony" of this "moran" we can assume that...
  • Heterosexuals don't have anal sex...AT ALL!
  • Lesbians apparently DO have anal sex (since his testimony seems to lump ALL Gays into the the same basket regardless of gender).
  • AIDS is limited exclusively to Gay men who have anal sex (implying that you can suck all the anonymous dick you want and still be ok).
  • The only thing standing between Gay men and anal sex is marriage.
Now I don't know if the judge listening to this was able to keep a straight face because he was simply disinterested, singing "Camptown Races" in his head, or checking out girl-on-girl action on X-Tube on his I-Phone, but there's one thing of which I'm absolutely certain.  People like this butt-head here are the reason why marriage equality is actually gaining widespread support across the country, because their reasons for opposing it are so damn stupid.  Seriously, if you ask the average homophobe, their reasons for opposing same-sex marriage boil down to biblical dogma (one passage from Leviticus out of the gazillion that contradict it), junk science (which is a rather mild description), or some fantasy straight out of Gay porn.

And that's another thing that gets me.  How is it that people like this gentleman here, who would probably swear up and down to anyone who'll listen that they'd never step foot in a Gay bar, or watch Gay porn, or know anyone who's Gay, seem to know so much about what Gay people do in their bedrooms, and have more to say about Gay sex than most Gay people?  Between Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum and the Westboro Baptist folk, I get the feeling that their homophobia is really just projection.  Their opposition to marriage equality is not so much about their issues with homosexuals as it is about their issues with homosexuality....particularly their own.

In any case, for this gentleman I can offer this one observation...